the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

tyleroakley:

Just found this gem from our trip to Florida. I guess I don’t mind this twerp.
sogaysoalive:

need more restrooms like this

quincestiswincest:

offdirecting:

On the outside I am saying “damn, Tegan you could get it.”

On the inside I am screaming “WHY WERE YOU EVEN WINKING AT SARA?!??”

(via quindulgent)

iibrett:

d3ssins:

do you ever start your period and think

"well that explains a lot"

every time. 

(via seemssosillytomenow)

Asked by Anonymous:

I have spent weeks trolling u yes u spat ur nasty starbs on my lawn now tell me 850 or 580 pls.

quinforthewin:

IM PISSING JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD ITS 850

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

(via pizza)

Asked by Anonymous:

You motherfucker. I wish we were friends in real real so I could stop talking to for a week after that last chapter of Mazes. (But seriously you write it so well, just please be careful with my heart.)

seemssosillytomenow:

Ha! I will be as delicate as possible in these conditions, friend.

ELLY